I really was this excited.
I really was this excited.
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Katie Charland sure knows a lot about stormtroopers. Almost TOO much. Rebel spy?
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We spend out days trying to be liked, hoping to be accepted and striving to be respected.
Stop living by other people's rules, if only for a little while. You're wasting your time and theirs by being something that you're not. It's going to be frustrating, it's probably going to hurt and it's going to be humbling. People will unfollow you, unfriend you and complain about you. Let them. Live by your own rules for a while, then see who's left. Those are your friends. Those are the people you should listen to. Good luck.Posted at 01:18 PM | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)
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Shut up and jump around. Try it right now.
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Success shouldn't be measured by statistics.
No one cares how many events you put on. No one cares how many networking meetings you attend every week. No one cares how many people are in your address book. Relationships + sales = success. No matter what you say, where you go or who you know, it's what you make happen that counts. Whether you count wins as sales made, clients signed or tasks accomplished, stop keeping track of everything else. Win and no one will care about anything else.Posted at 10:32 PM | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)
Ha! Twilight is nothing like real life.
First, vampires like to have sex. Lots. Blade, the most realistic vampire movie ever, shows this right away. Vampires getting blowjobs, having orgies, hell Stephen Dorff's character (coolest vampire hair ever) screwed Blade's mom! Also, Twilight vampire boy (Edward?) refuses to screw the hot chick (Bella?). Seriously? Obviously, Edward is gay. Way gay. Seeing as how he bites people's necks for food. we know he's not holding out because of some statutory rape crap. So he's gay. Next, there's a clan? Like a whole group of vampires? NOBODY REALIZES THIS? Blade would have stomped those weak-ass vampires in a second. How? Seduce them with some Lady Gaga and then stake them bitches. So, in a nutshell, Twilight is totally false.Posted at 09:09 PM | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)
No, I don't like Tweets for Twats. No, I don't like Andrew Long, either. Yes, I've been known to trash people's ideas and offend while doing so. Long claims his comic is satire; a tale about the battle of good versus evil or some Renaissance Fair ideal. But Long's comic isn't satire, it's poor humor. It's him picking on those that either won't fight back or will react so strongly that he'll gain notoriety. It's a gossip rag of the worst kind, created by Long, a guy who, for all his alleged insights, doesn't seem to show up much or participate in any meaningful conversations with his targets. PS...yes, I know about the spacing issue, but it's still legible, so bite me. Oh, and Andrew, you're welcome. This is a shitty way to get attention.
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