Cralgslist post: http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/bik/2812475915.html
We have two bikes that are far too bad ass to be sitting in our closet. The larger one, built for someone up to 5'10", is a 7-speed street bike that thinks it's a mountain bike. It's been used sparingly by a Tough-Mudder completing, 100k Tweeting, name-on-tshirt-wearing badass who just doesn't ride it enough.IT HAS SEVEN SPEEDS! How many do you have? I have about four. This has SEVEN.The smaller bike is a 21-speed street bike ridden by the DIRECTOR OF THE WORLD'S LARGEST NETWORK OF COLLABORATIVE workers. Seriously. Also, it has THREE TIMES the speeds of the bigger bike. This disparity has led to some jealousy between the two, but I think they've worked that out.NO GUARANTEES. I can't assure you that one of these bikes won't eat the other.Also, these bikes are so tough they keep flattening their OWN TIRES. That's the cycling equivalent of shitting yourself, right? THESE BIKES ARE SO HARD CORE THEY SHIT THEMSELVES. Know who else does that? Super-long-distance runners. And likely Navy SEALs. Okay, SEALs likely shit on other people, but whatever. THE TIRES ARE SCARED OF THESE BIKES!Ain't no factory seats on these puppies, either. BOTH have nice, padded seats that will make sure your ass is at least comfortably numb on long rides. There's also room for a basket and a water bottle holder (sold separately, obvs).The little one (Trail Way) is $75. The big one (Sierra) is $100. Both are $150.Before you bid, punch yourself in the face. Then again. If you can handle that, you can handle these bikes.
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